What is your verdict with MTG
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LaNecia
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Pausing from the debriefing....SAL LaNecia surveys the crowd of supporters and faithful MTG users...she fights the sting of tears as they form in her eyes...
If only the True Oracle could see this...could feel the electricity, the energy!
Snapping her attention back to the task at hand, Operation Oracle Recovery is almost a success, MonaLisa has been spotted in the back of the Hummer warding off her attackers with a spray bottle of MTG.
Next line of duty...organizing the new recruits...they're coming out of the wood works! Where is CBC when you need her?
If only the True Oracle could see this...could feel the electricity, the energy!
Snapping her attention back to the task at hand, Operation Oracle Recovery is almost a success, MonaLisa has been spotted in the back of the Hummer warding off her attackers with a spray bottle of MTG.
Next line of duty...organizing the new recruits...they're coming out of the wood works! Where is CBC when you need her?
sugaplum
Star Shooter
MeccaMedinah said:There are horsey sites where horse owners talk about how MTG has caused problems to their horses.
My verdict on MTG, is that it's made for HYDE, not skin. Who wants hair so bad that they scour the pet store shelves?
This is exactly why I will not use this product.
There's something wrong with hair that grows TOOOO fast?? 
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LaNecia
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sugaplum said:This is exactly why I will not use this product.
Troops...please escort Sugarplum and MeccahMedinah to the DSTBMT facility at once...It's all good ladies.
MeccaMedinah
Active Member
LaNecia said:
It's all good ladies.
We will not conform
ChocoKitty
Well-Known Member
Massive troops await the arrival of MeccaMedinah, Sugarplum, Jada's weave and Poohbear...
"WE ARE READY!!!"
"WE ARE READY!!!"
Iluvsmuhgrass
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Yall r crazy!!!
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LaNecia
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You can run, but you cannot hide...
We ARE coming for you.
We ARE coming for you.
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LaNecia
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MonaLisa said:
I will be in the kitchen making cookies, mixing conditioners and thinking up confusing things to say....while y'all do y'all thing.....
She's baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!Thanks to the swift response by the DS Swat and entire Drop Squad Team, Oracle MonaLisa has been safely returned to her beloved followers! With the return of the True Oracle...SAL LaNecia can get back to work!
Oh Dang!!...Did I bring JADA In here?!!!
Okay, I'm done! 
Happy Hair Growing Ladies! Keep the MTG Results coming!
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LaNecia
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Poohbear said:Btw, Jada may have stolen that horse's hair!
Perhaps but she's still da bomb!
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LaNecia
Guest
Zuppy said:Okay...see, I wasn't going to say anything but I see this MTG has really has warped yall brains!!
chellee
New Member
ChocoKitty said:Marching in formation while collectively singing the "MTG's gonna Grow it out" chorus...
You got it ... what it takes
Go get it... where you want it?
Come get it...get involved
'Cause MTG is in the streets
and able to grow it out
Let's put it on... we are willin'
Let's put it on, let's put it on ... we are willin'
Let's put it on, let's put it on, let's put it on ... we are willin'
Now we are ready if you are ready...
Spidergul
Well-Known Member
This horse anit got no hair 'cause we done brought all the MTG from every tack store in America neeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! A horse is a horse of corse of corse...-now where is my MTG - oh hell Mr. Ed is on...gotta goPoohbear said:Let's just kiss and make up!
Btw, Jada may have stolen that horse's hair!
ride, I mean find my bottle.
ravensunshine
Member
Well, I am convienced. I'll place an order tonight online! I want to try it! And I'll do a patch test for a few days incase I have a reaction. But, I've been stuck at shoulder length for a long, long, long time and rarely get a few inches past it- then I do some silly thing to mess it up. Well that was before learning so much from this board.Now that I do healthier things with my hair, I really want to go for length, not but length, but bra strap or longer would be perfect to me. So, I think that'll be about 10 to 15 inches more hair.
Thanks again ladies for sharing your honesty, intelligence, and humor!
XXOO,
Raven
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longlegz
Guest
After reading the reviews, I decided to buy some today. I live in Orlando and found a store (East Colonial Feed Store) that was going out of business. I purchased the last 2 for $10.13/bottle! Yeah!!
MissYocairis
Well-Known Member
LaNecia said:
CBC finally fends off last MTG Opposition Special Unit Clone and dashes toward the ringing telephone across the street. As she reaches for the telephone, she realizes that SAL LaNecia, the Oracle, the Drop Squad soldiers and the new recruits must all think she is dead by now. 
***morphing out of the MATRIX into ZION, the MTG-supported parallel universe where all afro-hair grows LONG***
SAL LaNecia! I was under attack for 3 full days and could NOT find the ringing telephone to exit the MATRIX! It was a nightmare! I was battling all these sisters with dry, overprocessed, hair weilding jars of Sulphur 8 and Frenchie's and they kept trying to CUT my hair! :swordfigh :swordfigh :swordfigh Fortunately, The Oracle :crystalba :crystalba :crystalbawas in hiding in the Matrix and she left an MTG Special Application Kit in an abandoned building for me right next door from the battle. I was able to buy a little time and fend them off with an MTG bomb before escaping. :assimilat :assimilat :assimilat
We must be on guard.....with each new recruit who willingly leaves the MTG Opposition Matrix, we run the risk of infiltration, contamination or.....worse......MTG BACKORDERED STATUS!!!!!!
It is imperative that we follow protocol for each and every measure from here on out!
MissYocairis
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