Baby Spit Up for Hair Growth???

Katherina · Dec 16, 2010

Shipping to true believers in pill form, drink form (a la drink your way to waistlength challenge), and henna form next week.

Lita · Dec 16, 2010

Elle97 said:
Shipping to true believers in pill form, drink form (a la drink your way to waistlength challenge), and henna form next week.

Pill/Drink form for a challenge....So wrong in sooooo many ways...lol

Happy Hair Growing!

Fab_Nikki · Dec 16, 2010

Ijanei said:
watch that show up on google now and everyone really is going to think it's real now

OMG....LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!! I didn't think of that :look:

Dumasus

StopMakingSense · Dec 16, 2010

What in holiest happy hair growin tarnation?!?!!?

tiffal1922 · Dec 16, 2010

lmao
that thread got people on this board cuttin UP!!!

Avia62 · Dec 16, 2010

I have seen it all now!!! This thread is going to get me fired! :sandm:

You ladies make my days so much fun!!! I had to shut my office door. I laughed so hard these people trying to peep in my office window to see what's going on! :lachen:

jamaica68 · Dec 16, 2010

jennboo said:
I see we're dealing with a buncha amateurs up in here.

Ya'll do know that baby vomit from babies born in certain regions have more hair growing power than others, right???????

Kinda like how some folks say that east african shea butter is more moisturizing than west african shea butter...well, same concept. Baby vomit from babies born in the western hemisphere have way less hair growing nutrients than those born elsewhere....like the growth rate is 97.578% faster than in western hemisphere baby vomit.

So basically, ya'll ladies need to set up contacts with mothers on the eastern hemisphere, have their babies barf, have the women bag it, and ship it over to where you are.

I've been doing this for years, and my hair grows so much that i've got to cut it into an amber rose each night before bed...when i wake up in the morning it's back to ankle length unstretched.

(died twice)

Irresistible · Dec 16, 2010

Fab_Nikki said:
I found a link to a newspaper about this......

Sorry I was stuck at home, from the snow.

I'm too through with all ya'll , man I love ya'll tho!

TamedTresses · Dec 16, 2010

Fab_Nikki said:
I found a link to a newspaper about this......

Sorry I was stuck at home, from the snow.

This was too funny. Girl, you are a hoot. :lachen:

NaturalBeauty<3 · Dec 16, 2010

omg bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I'm really gonna have to take a break from YALL CRAZY WENCHES!!!!!

yods · Dec 16, 2010

I have a strange feeling that some of you aren't taking this hair growing business as seriously as the rest of us.... :naughty:

Don't come back crying if all that lactic acid gives you protein overload.

SimplyBlessed · Dec 16, 2010

This is a joke right

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iri9109 · Dec 16, 2010

SimplyBlessed said:
This is a joke right

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no, this is not a joke.

illuminatiamerica · Dec 16, 2010

thats us in a nutshell
lmmfao....

Mz.MoMo5235 · Dec 16, 2010

if you dont want to believe in the power of baby vomit, that's on you... but our hair is gonna be looooooonnnnggggg!!!!!!

Fab_Nikki · Dec 16, 2010

JUST GOT MY TRACKING NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should be hear before Christmas. Anyone know the shelf life?

TamedTresses · Dec 16, 2010

Fab_Nikki said:
JUST GOT MY TRACKING NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Should be hear before Christmas. Anyone know the shelf life?

Yeah, between 2 days and 6 years. It's not guaranteed for than a week though. :lol:

Did you call to make sure she if she knew when it would be delivered and if it would be delivered to the front door or the back door? :lol:

Fab_Nikki · Dec 16, 2010

TamedTresses;12406021[B said:
]Yeah, between 2 days and 6 years.[/B] It's not guaranteed for than a week though.

Did you call to make sure she if she knew when it would be delivered and if it would be delivered to the front door or the back door?

@ Bolded, that's what I thought too. Sounds reasonable :lachen:

I will not confirm drop off location for fear of THIEVERY. Ish is REAL out here in the streets. :lachen:

RayRayFurious · Dec 16, 2010

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

SmilingElephant · Dec 16, 2010

I LOVE you MO!!!! :rofl:

I hope my shipment arrives tomorrow! :grin:

Truth · Dec 17, 2010

Fab_Nikki said:
I found a link to a newspaper about this......

..i'm so done now.. I will only lurk these threads...

ThaJazziest · Dec 17, 2010

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I am sooooooo slow. I get it now. This is a JOKE! LHRN. Mmm mmm mmm. Women. :dead:

EllePixie · Dec 17, 2010

ThaJazziest said:
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I am sooooooo slow. I get it now. This is a JOKE! LHRN. Mmm mmm mmm. Women.

ThaJazziest · Dec 17, 2010

Truth said:
Fab_Nikki said:

I found a link to a newspaper about this......

..i'm so done now.. I will only lurk these threads...

Click to expand...

You really are a mess for that, girl! LoL LOL LOL. ROTFL...

ThaJazziest · Dec 17, 2010

EllePixie said:

Me and you both Sista!

yamilee21 · Dec 17, 2010

Wow... all this time, I thought it was protective styling due to lack of time that finally got me from BSB to WL... never imagined that it was all thanks to the 6-8 months my baby son spent spitting up on me! My daughter was not a spitting-up baby, and my hair didn't grow much after she was born. Hmm, would it be wrong of me to hope that #3 will be a spitting-up baby? Maybe I'll reach classic length!

:lol:

Just kidding... mostly.

Mz.MoMo5235 · Dec 17, 2010

yamilee21 said:
Wow... all this time, I thought it was protective styling due to lack of time that finally got me from BSB to WL... never imagined that it was all thanks to the 6-8 months my baby son spent spitting up on me! My daughter was not a spitting-up baby, and my hair didn't grow much after she was born. Hmm, would it be wrong of me to hope that #3 will be a spitting-up baby? Maybe I'll reach classic length!

Just kidding... mostly.

if #3 is a spitter then YES YOU WILL REACH CL IN DAYS!

NaturalBeauty<3 · Dec 17, 2010

Mz.MoMo5235 said:
if #3 is a spitter then YES YOU WILL REACH CL IN DAYS!

is that classic length, or ceiling length?
:look:

curlyninjagirl · Dec 17, 2010

anyone know where i can score some baby vom??

Ijanei · Dec 17, 2010

A few ladies in the thread are selling it. The Op and two other posters have a factory where they are bottling it and making capsules as we speak. You can pay them thru paypal or order from ebay.

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