JEZZUS TAKE DA WHEEL, MAMA THREW OUT MY EVCO BY ACCIDENT

southerncitygirl

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #1

So I'm down south with the fam in Virginia and am on duty to cook the veggies. I got some evco from TJ's over the wkend cause I'm cooking varying vegan, veggie and/or gluten-free meals for the parents and myself.

As I was fixing myself a cup of green tea with lemon, mom was washing dishes and thought my melted evco was an empty container filled with water to be washed and put with the recycling. I had only used a few tablespoonserplexed. I was going to use some to cook the veggies as opposed to butter and put some on my twists cause I'm rocking a twistout today.

WHHHHHHHYYYYY LAWD WHHHHHHY ( does ugly cry and slides down the living room wall) Hold me in yo' arms and soothe me hair sisters, I feel weak!!!!!

 

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Seamonster

New Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #2

Lol, that is funny. I could see that happening.

 

MsLizziA

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #3

This is so funny

 

majinbuu252

New Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #4

*says a prayer* Its gon be alright.

 

Lucie

Dancin' on sunshine!

• Dec 25, 2012

• #5

So that's why you haven't called me? Due to grief! *Pats your hair gently and tells you it's okay*

LOL!

 

NJoy

Here I grow again!

• Dec 25, 2012

• #6

Girl, you got me howling with laughter starting from the title.
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So sorry for your loss tho.

 

southerncitygirl

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #7

Thanks hair sisters, I've stopped with the ugly crying and hyperventilating My mom felt so bad and promised to buy me more tommorrow, when her and my godmother head out to do some after holiday shopping

 

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IDareT'sHair

PJ Rehabilitation Center

• Dec 25, 2012

• #8

southerncitygirl said:

WHHHHHHHYYYYY LAWD WHHHHHHY ( does ugly cry and slides down the living room wall)

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southerncitygirl

*Does the Ugly Cry with You*

 

southerncitygirl

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #9

I schooled mama on the benefits of this liquid luxury. I explained the benefits for hurr, skin, and cooking. She gon learn today


She's laughing at this thread and y'alls responses and so am I I just wanted to share and Happy Holidays all!!! Try not to eat too much

 

Lita

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #10

I'm sorry,but the sliding down the wall..lol..I know how you feel..

Why Momma WHY? Just kidding..Love being with family during the holidays,always an adventure...

Happy Hair Growing!

 

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beauti

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #11

lmao!! am I the only one who pictured that fantasia gif??

 

EnExitStageLeft

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #12

L M A O! Girl you are SO crazy. But I feel on you on a subatomic level though. Throwing away perfectly good products.........I cant even..

Matter of fact BRB..STASH CHECK!

ETA: All is well with the stash.

 

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Toy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #13

I am so sorry but that was funny.

 

BEAUTYU2U

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #14

I'll take up a collection for your bail money.

 

~~HoneyComb~~

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #15

Oh, that's terrible sis, Here's a nice warm hug for you

 

Dak

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #16

Ahh, you poor baby! Take a few deep breaths, it'll be OK.

Giving side eye to mama, how does that evco look like water?

 

melissa-bee

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #17

I feel your pain

 

SimJam

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #18

Girl i feel your pain, my mom was using my growth aid for lotion !!!

I was wondering how it was going down so fast. I asked my nieces if they used it they said no. then we getting ready to go to brunch when my mom remarks that she likes my body butter but why it gotta smell like sulphur

 

AtlantaJJ

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #19

Let's take some deep breaths together. Aww, she didn't know what she was doing... Just make sure to take her up on the replacement offer

 

NJoy

Here I grow again!

• Dec 25, 2012

• #20

Girl, I'm back to say you got me all jacked up over here. I'm walking around lmao on the random thinking about your post.

My family is looking at me like, what da hayl? erplexed I tried explain and read your post. My 6 yr old didn't get it. Hubby just told him, "It's hair stuff, son. Just go with it. Just go with it."

 

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IDareT'sHair

PJ Rehabilitation Center

• Dec 25, 2012

• #21

I remember another Poster saying her Moms was using her KBB Super Silky and/or Sweet Ambrosia as body lotion.

*cackles*

 

Lovingmywaves12

New Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #22

We should start charging $$$$ Family members wanna talk smack about the "stuff" we make then get to feeling they skin and they are

*riley voice from the Boondocks* You gone pay what'chu owe!!!!!

 

HappywithJC723

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #23

I'm sorry for your loss but this post is wayyyy too funnyyyy!!!!

 

southerncitygirl

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #24

Up an upnote the fam thought my mixed veggies, green beans and steamed spinach were thebomb.com. I used leeks, onion, garlic and jalapenos in them which I sauteed before adding i had no choice but to use a lil butter cause we had no evoo in the house. i also used a touch of veggie stock. one of my aunties tried to throw shade by telling errbody my veggies had no meat in them

 

Last edited: Dec 25, 2012

empressri

Well-Known Member

• Dec 25, 2012

• #25

Nooo girl! Don't you know whenever you bring something like that into the house you have to call a family meeting and tell everyone, while gesturing to said container that 'THIS IS FOR THIS PURPOSE, DO NOT DO THIS WITH IT, AND DON'T THROW IT OUT!'

 

BraunSugar

New Member

• Dec 26, 2012

• #26

I have no shame. I would have been all in the recycle bin, hand in an empty jar trying to get some oil residue on my hands

 

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Seamonster

New Member

• Dec 26, 2012

• #27

Every since someone was like I had to use that whole bottle of no-poo, and it still didn't foam. I hide my good stuff.

 

havilland

Magical Mythical Princess

• Dec 26, 2012

• #28

omg!!!!!!!!!!!


girl.......i feel your pain. this has happened to me more than once.

me screaming at dh --- "THAT BOTTLE OF WATERY CONDITIONER IS LEAVE IN!!!! NOT TRASH!"

him --- "what's leave in?"

me --- "get out...."

 

darlingdiva

Well-Known Member

• Dec 26, 2012

• #29

Aww!!!!southerncitygirl

I'm sorry for your loss! Definitely take mom up on her offer to replace the EVCO.

I'm glad that dinner was delicious.

As for the aunt who was throwing shade at your veggies, she didn't have to eat any if they weren't to her liking.

You cook for the family, and she has the nerve to complain...please!

 

Cocoeuro

Active Member

• Dec 26, 2012

• #30

LOL.....your title had me cracking up!!!! I could only imagine how you feel!