What's Your Hair Saying To You Today????

Simply_Kelz

New Member
DC, Clarify and Cowash me already! You lazy bum; I know you're relieved to have a straight bun since I haven't been straightened all summer, but you've been putting it off for days! It better get done and SOON. Because I miss that coco oil.
 

Spidergul

Well-Known Member
Why am I so damn dry and brittle?!:nono:
Wash me, deep condition, perm!!! Do something!!!
oh and another thing, no mo' penny red hair color by L'Oreal. That ish is bunk.:wallbash:
 
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Miamori

New Member
:whipped: Girllllllll, 'bout time you washed me!!! But you know after those TEN DAYS, with all that NASTY PRODUCT, I need at least 2 more washes with some scritching to get me back in shape! You muss dun loss the mind God gave you! :mad:
 

youwillrise

Well-Known Member
it's saying

"please, please, PLEEEEASE find something that will keep me moisturized and soft. pretty please? i'll give you a dollar. maybe even 2."
 

Eisani

Well-Known Member
I'm loving you for that KBB hair cream on my twistout! I'm soft, silky, sexy, AND I smell good. Sensual seduction good.
 

The Princess

Well-Known Member
My head is saying im glad you like co washing, but ummmm, with you steady working out, can I please get some suds. Its getting kind of crowed up here. By the way don't forget to Prepoo this time.

I forgot to pre poo last time. My Badd.........
 

RedVelvet310

New Member
My hair is saying "Good effort, better luck next time"

I tried a WnG today, I almost got it, but then the frizzies stepped in, I'll try it again tomorrow hopefully it will go to plan.
 

GeauXavi

New Member
"Can you stop putting your darn hand in my curly parts?!" (new growth)
"Either relax me, or chop"(new growth)
"This head ain't big enuf for the both of us..." (relaxed hair abt new growth)
 

prettypuff1

New Member
It says thanks for the cutting off the relaxed ends. We really didnt need those..

Now also if you could stop trying to use the medicore hair typing system on me that would be good to. That system of letters and numbers doesnt describe the greatness that i am about to do and doesnt make any sense. What about us some parts are 3b, other parts look 3c some are 4a, the edges look like they could cut diamonds no matter how much conditioner you put on and how much you coil, other parts are randomly fuzzy.. What type is that, anything goes?

Hmmm get out then mirror and stop it....

P.s.- look at that bottle of red color and imma start falling out... use that mess on that lace wig you just wasted money on :look:
 

Mestiza

New Member
my hair (each, individual strand) is screaming "DAMN YOU!" in a stewie griffin voice.



for flat-ironing on a higher than usual heat setting on Tuesday, and also for not having washed since Friday.

I can actually hear and see him saying that.
 

The Princess

Well-Known Member
What not another Co Wash, wait wait wait, oh I like this, or you co washing or cleaning me, no suds, co wash, bye, bye dirt buddies, I love this aloe vera conditioner, okay I will let you off this time, this was soothing to me. Next time better be some suds. Lazy Girl...
 

BeautifulRoots

Well-Known Member
"I feel soooo soft and moisturized, you need to stick to the new regimen because I like it."
"Stop piling products on me, less product is more. I perform much better without layers of different products"
 

Te'TahHead

New Member
Wash me.

Why haven't you done the corrective? At this rate, it' been 5 weeks. Minds well wait another two to fully relax
 

mjeffers2

New Member
I'm mad at myself, but my hair is probably thanking me for going in for a trim today and leaving with a good 1-1/2 inches of blonde, relaxed hair chopped off.
 
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