Hair Products Wall of Shame.....

Freespirit02

New Member
As a licensed Product Junkie Specialist, my list of “avoidables” is quite long and goes as follows:

- All Alba conditioners as well as the leave-in – these are non-products (they have weight and take up space, but provide nothing beneficial to the hair)
- ApHogee Balancing Moisturizer – all this did was unbalance my wallet; provides NO moisture at all
- ApHogee Provitamin Leave-in – I did leave it in…the cabinet under my sink; this sucked on a major scale
- All Aubrey Organics Conditioners – they provide very little moisture while assaulting your nasal cavities
- Avanti Silicon Mix – someone lied en Español; nothing but a tub of overly perfumed blue-green crapola
- BB Oil Moisturizer Hair Lotion – nothing but reformulated Luster’s Pink Lotion
- Beyond the Zone Stiff Head – …and bald head
- Elasta QP products – with the exception of the shampoo, are all a total waste of time and money
- Extra Virgin Organic Coconut Oil – the fractionated type works much better
- Hawaiian Silky 14-in1 Miracle Worker – hard hair via a bright white nozzle
- IC Fantasia Hair Polisher Solid Ice Pomade – otherwise known as Let’s Jam
- Jessicurl Too Shea Moisturizing Conditioner – very good ingredients that failed to translate into efficacy
- Joico Moisture Recovery Treatment Balm – meh; didn’t live up to its LHCF hype
- Kenra Moisturizing Conditioner – meh squared
- Kids Organics Shea Butter Detangling Moisturizing Lotion – detangle your way to protein overload
- Kinky-Curly Knot Today Leave-in – it didn’t work today or yesterday, and it probably wont work tomorrow
- Kiss My Face Obsessively Organic Whenever Conditioner – nice ingredients; bland outcome
- All L’anza products – overpriced keratin overload
- Let’s Jam Shining and Conditioning Gel – also known as the Forehead-Greasinator
- Long Aid Activator Gel – it's good if you're going for the like Stiff ‘N Style look
- Mane N Tail Detangler – this simply does not work
- Miss Key 10 en 1 Super Conditioner – a super FAIL
- Nature’s Gate Conditioners – they smell badly and perform even worse
- Paul Mitchell The Detangler – Paul lied!
- Qhemet Biologics Tea Soft Gel – it’s neither a gel nor a pomade; costs too much to be an iffy product
- Roux Fermodyl 619 Leave-in Hair Treatment – overpriced mediocre ampoules
- Salerm 21 B5 Provitamin Conditioner – a nice, thick, creamy tube of NO-THING-NESS
- Skala conditioners and masques – they initially appear to work well, but will surreptitiously cause breakage and serious volume reduction
- Vegetable Glycerin – humectant my :censored:


wow..too funny! But you really didn't like silicon mix?? I liked it better when i was texlaxed..but now that i'm natural..i don't know..
 

PlanetCybertron

Well-Known Member
I remember using Wave Nouveau waaaaayyy back in the day, and I have yet to touch another bottle of that. Maybe it was me not knowing much about my hair back then, or maybe I used too much, but it was somewhat like the equivalent of moisturizing dirty, grimy, uncleansed skin. Just gritty. I’m glad I haven’t tried to redeem that product.
 

icsonia22

Well-Known Member
Doo gro
All queen Helene products
Oil sheen
Indigo
ORS replenishing pack new formula
Cantu leave in conditioner
 
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