My hair would say "Thanks for taking care of me properly now. Took you long enough. And now I'm stalling your growth for payback."
Mine would say:
"BOUT DAGG'ON TIME MISSY!!!! Yep, I 'memba that scary curl, that time you got a fresh curl one day and 2 days later went swimmin' and didn't wash me and your then collar-bone length do went from that to a burnt out, ate up half mohawk in less than 2 months! Gotcha then didn't I? But I digress, tell them fine folx at LHCF that I said a big ole THANK YOU for showing you the light. Oh and tell that woman braiding me to ease up on my edges before you have a hairline like Stevie Wonder."
"Stop using the heat BEEEOOOTCHHH!!"
Your hair has a potty mouth .
I guess years of abuse will do that to ya.
Good thing we woke up.
Wow some of you have scary hair.
My hair just fussed - some of you guys have hair that actually threatens you with whips and bodily harm.