Okay, that last one got me all misty-eyed, so I thought I'd post something funny.
I did a "Lessons Learned" thread quite some time ago where I talked about hair lessons learned over the years. Well here are some funny lessons I've learned during this pregnancy:
1) What the heck is this line doing going down my belly??? I woke up one morning and it was just there. I have no idea what it's for, but I hope it goes away. I thought maybe it was a guide for doing the C-section
2) I still walk past mirrors at times and see this new figure and jump because it takes getting used to. The belly grows FAST and suddenly. I wasn't really "showing" for about the 1st 4-5 months in most outfits, but then I woke up one day and had a watermelon!!
3) Your boobs will grow. And grow, and grow...
4) Always being somewhat weight-conscious, you have to get over gaining weight while pregnant, because YOU HAVE TO. In moderation I guess, but very necessary
5a) Maternity clothes - Okay, that's another thread, because I was in denial the first 5 months, still shopping at BCBG and Arden B., wondering why the clothes had all of a sudden gotten so small! My mom loved this. I questioned the designers coming out with these baby sizes and not designing for REAL WOMEN!!!
That's when I found Motherhood Maternity and a few others.
5b) Maternity clothes add up and are very expensive. I learned how to "rig" my pre-preggers clothes by using rubber bands, safety pins, tape, everything! I prayed the wind didn't blow my shirt up on a few occasions to show the world what was keeping my pants up. I then discovered Bella Bands, and could breathe a sigh of relief!
6) Food will be your best friend!
7) Vanity gets put on hold, b/c all of the products I was using on my skin had to go right out with the trash - Retin A Micro, Hydroquinone for spots, anything containing high levels of Salycilic Acid, and certain other acne medications. EVERYTHING that has to be prescribed by a doctor that I was taking had to go. My doctor allowed me to use Proactive, which is working great, but nothing else.
8) There were times when I looked down at my ankles and remebered that scene from I'm gonna Git You Sucka when the guy's feet and and ankles were blowing up
9) I was tired A LOt
10) The kicks you feel are amazing. It's still wild to see it happen (happening now as we speak
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11) Hearing the heart beat and seeing the sonogram pix are the best
12) Did I say you eat a lot?
13) People are very polite, and will gladly offer to give up their seat
14) EVERYTHING makes me cry now (I was always sentimental but this is insane)
15) Working while pregnant is very interesting. Let's just say that there are some very comical side-effects of being pregnant, like, Oh, let's say... gas! Your body doesn't stop just b/c you're in the office
Hope you got a kick out of those!!
SG