Baby Spit Up for Hair Growth???

[Mz.MoMo5235]

my new born baby spit up in my hair last nite and now that section of hair alone went from sl to wl...

was it my prenatal vits or the baby barf?

and if it was the baby barf, should i rub it over the rest of my head or let the rest of my hair catch up?

if i stop using the baby barf will my hair fall out?


i dont have any pix cause the baby barfed on the camera too so its broken but as soon as i get another one i'mma show yall!

 

[WAVES4DAYS]

my new born baby spit up in my hair last nite and now that section of hair alone went from sl to wl...

was it my prenatal vits or the baby barf?

and if it was the baby barf, should i rub it over the rest of my head or let the rest of my hair catch up?

if i stop using the baby barf will my hair fall out?


i dont have any pix cause the baby barfed on the camera too so its broken but as soon as i get another one i'mma show yall!

 

[Katherina]

Now let me actually read this mess.... I can't ...

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

Now let me actually read this mess.... I can't ...

YOU HAVE TOO!!!

 

[lesedi]

You're a mess!

 

[Ijanei]

watch a few ppl wont get this

But I think you should mix the barf with a lil bit of that mn and sulfur to even it out even quicker. By morning, if you baggy your hair overnight, it will be soft and have that natural texture to it as well.

oh and to add this, they put out some new toxic topical form of dog feces that helps hair get thicker. So you will have the length and the health. HHG

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

WHO GONE CHECK ME???

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

watch a few ppl wont get this

But I think you should mix the barf with a lil bit of that mn and sulfur to even it out even quicker. By morning, if you baggy your hair overnight, it will be soft and have that natural texture to it as well.

oh and to add this, they put out some new toxic topical form of dog feces that helps hair get thicker. So you will have the length and the health. HHG

THATS GREAT TIPS!!!

i also have a dog. do you think i can make my own topical with what i already have mixed with something or do i have to buy the professional stuff

 

[Katherina]

LMAO.... you do go hard I see!!!! Can't nobody check you!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHH

I died.



But seriously, I haven't retained any length the past 6 months.

You sure it works??? I can't be waitin around for the mandatory LHCF standards: marriage to a dokta, den he takes my virginity, den pregnanacy, den da milk. I need results now. How much you want for it?

 

[Ijanei]

THATS GREAT TIPS!!!

i also have a dog. do you think i can make my own topical with what i already have mixed with something or do i have to buy the professional stuff

No it has to be bought off of Ebay or from that chinese vendor like loongdong or w/e the name was...They make a special mix that has that kimmy/Sh**a/Asian Growth aid in it. It smells a little bit but it's all worth it in the end. I seen this girl grow her hair from CL to FL in 27hrs with it. She cut her hair to EL and now it's back at WL 2 hrs later

 

[Katherina]

No it has to be bought off of Ebay or from that chinese vendor like loongdong or w/e the name was...They make a special mix that has that kimmy/Sh**a/Asian Growth aid in it. It smells a little bit but it's all worth it in the end. I seen this girl grow her hair from CL to FL in 27hrs with it. She cut her hair to EL and now it's back at WL 2 hrs later

NO you DIDNT! That's loonggood... not to be confused with the Bishop Long Dong

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

LMAO.... you do go hard I see!!!! Can't nobody check you!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHH

I died.



But seriously, I haven't retained any length the past 6 months.

You sure it works??? I can't be waitin around for the mandatory LHCF standards: marriage to a dokta, den he takes my virginity, den pregnanacy, den da milk. I need results now. How much you want for it?

that's fine... i bet you can volunteer at a daycare or something and then get all the spit up you need

 

[Ijanei]

NO you DIDNT! That's loonggood... not to be confused with the Bishop Long Dong

oops!! I knew it was something like that...and @ bringing up the bishop

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

NO you DIDNT! That's loonggood... not to be confused with the Bishop Long Dong

yes!!! longgood! i remember seeing him post about that! maybe i can pm him?!

 

[Katherina]

that's fine... i bet you can volunteer at a daycare or something and then get all the spit up you need

Now see, you've got me thinking. If i'mma go through the trouble of daycares and mess, I might as well sell that stuff for a profit. Maybe we can mix it in with a bit of Kimmaytube leave in for success?

yes!!! longgood! i remember seeing him post about that! maybe i can pm him?!

Wait...loonggood was a man?!?!?!!

 

[~marti26.]

You'd probably get even better results if you let the barf sit out for awhile like 22 1/2 hours so it can ferment. My brothers' baby momma tried this and she swears by it now. I wanted to but she was being stingy with it and my baby was 3 by then. What was the name of the that ebay vendor?

Oh by the way, just make sure you don't use any cones or sulfates and you'll be good.

 

[Lady_q_tee]

My baby had a watery poo poo, it wasn't a hard stool as per usual ... Because it was water it retained all the vitamins ... I now use it as a topical growth aid to my scalp only ... I've started selling it now to 8oz is only $90 .. Thats cheap .. You see my baby had good hair ...

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[Irresistible]

so who is gonna bottle the baby barf and sell it , that's what I wanna know

 

[Ijanei]

You'd probably get even better results if you let the barf sit out for awhile like 22 1/2 hours so it can ferment. My brothers' baby momma tried this and she swears by it now. I wanted to but she was being stingy with it and my baby was 3 by then. What was the name of the that ebay vendor?

Oh by the way, just make sure you don't use any cones or sulfates and you'll be good.

True true, I forgot that part. Let us see ur results and post the new regi also.

 

[Ijanei]

My baby had a watery poo poo, it wasn't a hard stool as per usual ... Because it was water it retained all the vitamins ... I now use it as a topical growth aid to my scalp only ... I've started selling it now to 8oz is only $90 .. Thats cheap .. You see my baby had good hair ...

Sent from my GT-I9000 using Long Hair Care Forum App

See I was gonna try to be serious in this thread but I couldn't...

 

[Ijanei]

yes!!! longgood! i remember seeing him post about that! maybe i can pm him?!

Yea what elle said...That was a dude? how the heck was he gonna join in that "plait" challenge then? and he was asian at that...wth is going on here?

 

[TamedTresses]

Yea what elle said...That was a dude? how the heck was he gonna join in that "plait" challenge then? and he was asian at that...wth is going on here?

Where there is a will, there is a way.

 

[Truth]

watch a few ppl wont get this

But I think you should mix the barf with a lil bit of that mn and sulfur to even it out even quicker. By morning, if you baggy your hair overnight, it will be soft and have that natural texture to it as well.

oh and to add this, they put out some new toxic topical form of dog feces that helps hair get thicker. So you will have the length and the health. HHG

......... don't forget to add an essential oil to help with the smell..

 

[Katherina]

so who is gonna bottle the baby barf and sell it , that's what I wanna know

Well, we workin the concoction in wif da Kimmaytube leave in. But she ain't gotta know all of that. PM me and I'll give you my paypal account info (so we all can put in money for the bottles and patents before this thing blows up and people's bruva's baby mommas try to start stealin our ish)

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

yeah, longgood is a dude... i remember from when he 1st started posting

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

Well, we workin the concoction in wif da Kimmaytube leave in. But she ain't gotta know all of that. PM me and I'll give you my paypal account info (so we all can put in money for the bottles and patents before this thing blows up and people's bruva's baby mommas try to start stealin our ish)

yeah... send the money to her paypal for the start up and then send monies to my paypal for your actual bottles.

we gone do all the work for you and get your hair to wl and beyond!!!!

 

[Ijanei]

So will yall produce one for internal use as well? You know how they have that drink your way to waist length shake challenge. I don't want to walk around smelling like vomit and doo-doo, so I can just drink it but will it have the same effect?

(See now I'm grossing myself out now, reminds me of two girls in a cuperplexed)

 

[Mz.MoMo5235]

i think a drink is too much

but maybe we can put it in capsules and if you take like 5 capsules 8x a day, you should get the same results you know?

 

[SimJam]

wow a truely natural and handmade product ... just make sure u get ur mixtures stable so I wont be getting no curdled mess in the mailbox

count me in

sending my monies now

 

[Katherina]

So will yall produce one for internal use as well? You know how they have that drink your way to waist length shake challenge. I don't want to walk around smelling like vomit and doo-doo, so I can just drink it but will it have the same effect?

(See now I'm grossing myself out now, reminds me of two girls in a cuperplexed)

i think a drink is too much

but maybe we can put it in capsules and if you take like 5 capsules 8x a day, you should get the same results you know?

This sounds promising.