Baby Spit Up for Hair Growth???
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BostonMaria
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Anybody got a baby i can borrow?
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Disgusting. Going a lil' too far for hair growth...why not put rhino saliva in there since the pot's already cooking...
So I guess those with newborns/infants will be bouncing their babies intentionally after they eat so they can collect the spit up...WTH some are just too damn desperate
erplexed
So I guess those with newborns/infants will be bouncing their babies intentionally after they eat so they can collect the spit up...WTH some are just too damn desperate
erplexed
TamedTresses
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Yes, yes you will. Just make sure they each handle their business on opposite sides of yo head. That way you won't get them lead hairs. hmm mmm.
gabulldawg
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Dang I missed something!!
CherryCherryBoomBoom
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Oh, how funny. I just found this video for you, all about baby barf and hair growth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
Ijanei
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Oh, how funny. I just found this video for you, all about baby barf and hair growth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6lXw
This may be a dumb question but umm... Was it a real video?
I was curious so I clicked but it said "Sorry Video not available in your country" sooo Is the joke on me or am I reading that right
Pompous Blue
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No, you didn't. It's a joke.Dang I missed something!!
ThaJazziest
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Um...oh...k 
arosieworld
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You know your wrong for this thread!
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Mz.MoMo5235
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hey!!! its not locked yet! YAY!!!!!
ok, i got the reggie all set yall! i just made knee length this afternoon but cut back to cl to have blunt ends
the baby vomit has to consist of milk product... no table food cause that will be too chunky and wont penetrate the scalp the way it needs to!
i added some peppermint oil and i only have a few flies following me around
the vomit needs to be fresh and warm and applied to the scalp and length of hair. dont worry about your ends cause you're hair will grow so fast you'll just cut them off.
you have to leave this product on as a leave in WHEN WASHED OUT IT LOSES ITS POWERS!
now, i'mma warn you now. people will talk about the smell and make rude comments, but they're just haters who are jealous of all the swang you now have
now the question about adult vomit... i tried this on my friend this morning after eating a bowl of cereal (cap'n'crunch) while there is a lot of growth going on, it doesnt compare to the baby vomit growth
HHG
ok, i got the reggie all set yall! i just made knee length this afternoon but cut back to cl to have blunt ends
the baby vomit has to consist of milk product... no table food cause that will be too chunky and wont penetrate the scalp the way it needs to!
i added some peppermint oil and i only have a few flies following me around
the vomit needs to be fresh and warm and applied to the scalp and length of hair. dont worry about your ends cause you're hair will grow so fast you'll just cut them off.
you have to leave this product on as a leave in WHEN WASHED OUT IT LOSES ITS POWERS!
now, i'mma warn you now. people will talk about the smell and make rude comments, but they're just haters who are jealous of all the swang you now have
now the question about adult vomit... i tried this on my friend this morning after eating a bowl of cereal (cap'n'crunch) while there is a lot of growth going on, it doesnt compare to the baby vomit growth
HHG
TamedTresses
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Does it have to be my baby? Can my nephew do it? Heck, my neighbors have a little girl...can I use her spit up?
@ Mz. Mo
Mz.MoMo5235
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Does it have to be my baby? Can my nephew do it? Heck, my neighbors have a little girl...can I use her spit up?
so long as they had something with a large amount of milk in it, its gone work... just not as fast as the baby vomit. once the baby can walk, you might as well look for a new little one or pop another one out
HairRaiser
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lmao! Too much!
CherryCherryBoomBoom
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I guess this is the end of the year madness. Between this thread and other one over there
I kind of feel bad like I'm making fun of ppl. It's all in jokes but I'm sure someone is at home wondering if this stuff really works.
Damn, really? OK, never mind, it isn't working
Lita
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my new born baby spit up in my hair last nite and now that section of hair alone went from sl to wl...
was it my prenatal vits or the baby barf?
and if it was the baby barf, should i rub it over the rest of my head or let the rest of my hair catch up?
if i stop using the baby barf will my hair fall out?
i dont have any pix cause the baby barfed on the camera too so its broken but as soon as i get another one i'mma show yall!
Oh No She DIDN'T!
Happy Hair Growing!
jennboo
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I see we're dealing with a buncha amateurs up in here.
Ya'll do know that baby vomit from babies born in certain regions have more hair growing power than others, right???????
Kinda like how some folks say that east african shea butter is more moisturizing than west african shea butter...well, same concept. Baby vomit from babies born in the western hemisphere have way less hair growing nutrients than those born elsewhere....like the growth rate is 97.578% faster than in western hemisphere baby vomit.
So basically, ya'll ladies need to set up contacts with mothers on the eastern hemisphere, have their babies barf, have the women bag it, and ship it over to where you are.
I've been doing this for years, and my hair grows so much that i've got to cut it into an amber rose each night before bed...when i wake up in the morning it's back to ankle length unstretched.
Ya'll do know that baby vomit from babies born in certain regions have more hair growing power than others, right???????
Kinda like how some folks say that east african shea butter is more moisturizing than west african shea butter...well, same concept. Baby vomit from babies born in the western hemisphere have way less hair growing nutrients than those born elsewhere....like the growth rate is 97.578% faster than in western hemisphere baby vomit.
So basically, ya'll ladies need to set up contacts with mothers on the eastern hemisphere, have their babies barf, have the women bag it, and ship it over to where you are.
I've been doing this for years, and my hair grows so much that i've got to cut it into an amber rose each night before bed...when i wake up in the morning it's back to ankle length unstretched.
Irresistible
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I already got that hook up. ya'll are lateI'm yo pusha
oke:turning off my pm's for a minute
lovenharmony
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I.Just.Can't.
Ijanei
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I found a link to a newspaper about this......
Sorry I was stuck at home, from the snow.
watch that show up on google now and everyone really is going to think it's real now- Status
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