Haters are funny. Yet they never seem to grasp their capacity to amuse and delight us.
Exhibit A: they each think their diss is a unique little witty treasure. Matter of fact, a million other haters 'round the world have already delivered the same diss that very day.
They come from many countries, but they all speak the same derivative language.
Keep amusing me, haters!
And you keep rocking your full, flattering, and beautiful hairdo.
I also suggest flipping it over your shoulder at the next staff meeting and petting it as you grin at your personal hater.