Wig Mishap

Smiley79

Smiley79

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ghanamami said:
I was mortified! Lol
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Girl a similar incident happened to me a few years ago at the orthodontist office. The staff was complimenting me so much on my smile progress and how beautiful my overall look was that day. I was on cloud 9. As they reclined my seat back I hear a thump on the floor and the dental tech scream "Oh my God, what is that". I leaned over too see what the commotion was about only to find that my phony bun had fallen off my head and rolled over to the next patients chair.:eek: (Bare in mind that at the time my actual hair had JUUUUUST made it into the smallest thinnest bun you could scrape together; so you can imagine going from a full thick wide bun down to a grape in less than 5 minutes).

My orthodontist took off his gloves, picked up my bun and handed it to me and kindly asked if i wanted to put it back on or wait until after the visit since i would be reclining again, i just put it back on and stayed quiet the rest of the visit. Stripped of all my glory that morning:lachen:

When i told my coworkers the story, they laughed so hard, one girl went home with a nose bleed. It was hillarious and one of those things you had to be there to see.
 
VivaMac

VivaMac

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Aww op I am sorry.:lachen::lachen:Hugs. Read @ThatJerseyGirl post about her wig mishap, you will feel better.

Picture this....

I went out for a few minutes this evening since the weather is nice here in D.C. I decided before I went home to vaccum my car. Soooooo....I pulled up and there was on guy to my right in his 7 Series BMW (he was FINE!!!) and one guy to my left in his Mercedes... As I got out of my car, the guy in the BMW spoke... (he was HOTTT). I was at the car wash on Branch Avenue (for you ladies in the DMV area), where all the finebrothers go to wash their cars.

Long story very short, I started vaccuming mycar. I finished the back passenger side anddecided to do the front passenger side. So, Ithrew the nozzle up to the front and the nozzlegot a little stuck by the arm rest. So when I wentto the front to pull it from the back...you willnever believe what happened!!! ~~drum roll~~

I guess I snatched the nozzle too hard, becausewhen I did....I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and OFF CAME MY WIG!!!!!!!!:blush: Thatdayum nozzle snatched it RIGHT OFF MYHEAD.....:eek:chile..I was soooo :busted:lookin!!! I was in my car fightin with the nozzletrying to get my wig back and the more I foughtfor it, the more it got sucked it in....so now, I'mbent ova in my car fighting with the nozzle andhalf my wig is in it, meanwhile I got this stockincap on my head (not a wig cap) and had danerve to use a pair of old stockins with the legstied in a knot!!!!!! ( It neva dawned on me this would happen).

So then dude in the BMW comes over andsays.."hey, are you alright"....by this time themachine cuts off, I'm sweatin, all outtabreath...now it seems like every cute guy in theD.C. area wants to pull up.....so I had to comeout of my car lookin retarded...and I couldn't say nuffin....I just wanted to get in my car and driveoff into the sunset :auto: I was speechless...Ijust said "uh huh"..... At this point, I wanted tocrawl UNDER MY CAR and hide :hide:!!!!!

Now, since the machine is off, I pulled my wigout, but along with it came a book of matches,lint, etc. So I just threw the dayum thing in thetrash. I could tell he was holding in his laugh, soI just da hell with it and snatched the stockin capoff too. I didn't even finish cleaning the inside ofmy car.....I couldn't. I just drove home lookinglike an idiot >>>:vette:

Then I walk in the house, already pissed and myson asks me..."dang ma, u went out lookin likethat....what happened to you" You know I justlooked at him, rolled my eyes and kept itmovin..... I can neva show my face thereAGAIN!!!!!!:wallbash:
Here is the link
https://longhaircareforum.com/threads/embarrasing-moment-at-the-car-wash.321097/
 
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DarkAngell

DarkAngell

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VivaMac said:
Aww op I am sorry.:lachen::lachen:Hugs. Read this post, you will feel better.

Picture this....

I went out for a few minutes this evening since the weather is nice here in D.C. I decided before I went home to vaccum my car. Soooooo....I pulled up and there was on guy to my right in his 7 Series BMW (he was FINE!!!) and one guy to my left in his Mercedes... As I got out of my car, the guy in the BMW spoke... (he was HOTTT). I was at the car wash on Branch Avenue (for you ladies in the DMV area), where all the finebrothers go to wash their cars.

Long story very short, I started vaccuming mycar. I finished the back passenger side anddecided to do the front passenger side. So, Ithrew the nozzle up to the front and the nozzlegot a little stuck by the arm rest. So when I wentto the front to pull it from the back...you willnever believe what happened!!! ~~drum roll~~

I guess I snatched the nozzle too hard, becausewhen I did....I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and OFF CAME MY WIG!!!!!!!!:blush: Thatdayum nozzle snatched it RIGHT OFF MYHEAD.....:eek:chile..I was soooo :busted:lookin!!! I was in my car fightin with the nozzletrying to get my wig back and the more I foughtfor it, the more it got sucked it in....so now, I'mbent ova in my car fighting with the nozzle andhalf my wig is in it, meanwhile I got this stockincap on my head (not a wig cap) and had danerve to use a pair of old stockins with the legstied in a knot!!!!!! ( It neva dawned on me this would happen).

So then dude in the BMW comes over andsays.."hey, are you alright"....by this time themachine cuts off, I'm sweatin, all outtabreath...now it seems like every cute guy in theD.C. area wants to pull up.....so I had to comeout of my car lookin retarded...and I couldn't say nuffin....I just wanted to get in my car and driveoff into the sunset :auto: I was speechless...Ijust said "uh huh"..... At this point, I wanted tocrawl UNDER MY CAR and hide :hide:!!!!!

Now, since the machine is off, I pulled my wigout, but along with it came a book of matches,lint, etc. So I just threw the dayum thing in thetrash. I could tell he was holding in his laugh, soI just da hell with it and snatched the stockin capoff too. I didn't even finish cleaning the inside ofmy car.....I couldn't. I just drove home lookinglike an idiot >>>:vette:

Then I walk in the house, already pissed and myson asks me..."dang ma, u went out lookin likethat....what happened to you" You know I justlooked at him, rolled my eyes and kept itmovin..... I can neva show my face thereAGAIN!!!!!!:wallbash:
Here is the link
https://longhaircareforum.com/threads/embarrasing-moment-at-the-car-wash.321097/
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I am crying right now. Legitimately CRYING right now. I need an asthma pump because I can't breatheeeeee!
 
Smiley79

Smiley79

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VivaMac said:
Aww op I am sorry.:lachen::lachen:Hugs. Read this post, you will feel better.

Picture this....

I went out for a few minutes this evening since the weather is nice here in D.C. I decided before I went home to vaccum my car. Soooooo....I pulled up and there was on guy to my right in his 7 Series BMW (he was FINE!!!) and one guy to my left in his Mercedes... As I got out of my car, the guy in the BMW spoke... (he was HOTTT). I was at the car wash on Branch Avenue (for you ladies in the DMV area), where all the finebrothers go to wash their cars.

Long story very short, I started vaccuming mycar. I finished the back passenger side anddecided to do the front passenger side. So, Ithrew the nozzle up to the front and the nozzlegot a little stuck by the arm rest. So when I wentto the front to pull it from the back...you willnever believe what happened!!! ~~drum roll~~

I guess I snatched the nozzle too hard, becausewhen I did....I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and OFF CAME MY WIG!!!!!!!!:blush: Thatdayum nozzle snatched it RIGHT OFF MYHEAD.....:eek:chile..I was soooo :busted:lookin!!! I was in my car fightin with the nozzletrying to get my wig back and the more I foughtfor it, the more it got sucked it in....so now, I'mbent ova in my car fighting with the nozzle andhalf my wig is in it, meanwhile I got this stockincap on my head (not a wig cap) and had danerve to use a pair of old stockins with the legstied in a knot!!!!!! ( It neva dawned on me this would happen).

So then dude in the BMW comes over andsays.."hey, are you alright"....by this time themachine cuts off, I'm sweatin, all outtabreath...now it seems like every cute guy in theD.C. area wants to pull up.....so I had to comeout of my car lookin retarded...and I couldn't say nuffin....I just wanted to get in my car and driveoff into the sunset :auto: I was speechless...Ijust said "uh huh"..... At this point, I wanted tocrawl UNDER MY CAR and hide :hide:!!!!!

Now, since the machine is off, I pulled my wigout, but along with it came a book of matches,lint, etc. So I just threw the dayum thing in thetrash. I could tell he was holding in his laugh, soI just da hell with it and snatched the stockin capoff too. I didn't even finish cleaning the inside ofmy car.....I couldn't. I just drove home lookinglike an idiot >>>:vette:

Then I walk in the house, already pissed and myson asks me..."dang ma, u went out lookin likethat....what happened to you" You know I justlooked at him, rolled my eyes and kept itmovin..... I can neva show my face thereAGAIN!!!!!!:wallbash:
Here is the link
https://longhaircareforum.com/threads/embarrasing-moment-at-the-car-wash.321097/
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:eek::lachen::lachen::lachen:Okay that story topped it.Not the vaccuum!!!! Girl you have me cryin over here laughing.
 
ghanamami

ghanamami

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VivaMac said:
Aww op I am sorry.:lachen::lachen:Hugs. Read this post, you will feel better.

Picture this....

I went out for a few minutes this evening since the weather is nice here in D.C. I decided before I went home to vaccum my car. Soooooo....I pulled up and there was on guy to my right in his 7 Series BMW (he was FINE!!!) and one guy to my left in his Mercedes... As I got out of my car, the guy in the BMW spoke... (he was HOTTT). I was at the car wash on Branch Avenue (for you ladies in the DMV area), where all the finebrothers go to wash their cars.

Long story very short, I started vaccuming mycar. I finished the back passenger side anddecided to do the front passenger side. So, Ithrew the nozzle up to the front and the nozzlegot a little stuck by the arm rest. So when I wentto the front to pull it from the back...you willnever believe what happened!!! ~~drum roll~~

I guess I snatched the nozzle too hard, becausewhen I did....I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and OFF CAME MY WIG!!!!!!!!:blush: Thatdayum nozzle snatched it RIGHT OFF MYHEAD.....:eek:chile..I was soooo :busted:lookin!!! I was in my car fightin with the nozzletrying to get my wig back and the more I foughtfor it, the more it got sucked it in....so now, I'mbent ova in my car fighting with the nozzle andhalf my wig is in it, meanwhile I got this stockincap on my head (not a wig cap) and had danerve to use a pair of old stockins with the legstied in a knot!!!!!! ( It neva dawned on me this would happen).

So then dude in the BMW comes over andsays.."hey, are you alright"....by this time themachine cuts off, I'm sweatin, all outtabreath...now it seems like every cute guy in theD.C. area wants to pull up.....so I had to comeout of my car lookin retarded...and I couldn't say nuffin....I just wanted to get in my car and driveoff into the sunset :auto: I was speechless...Ijust said "uh huh"..... At this point, I wanted tocrawl UNDER MY CAR and hide :hide:!!!!!

Now, since the machine is off, I pulled my wigout, but along with it came a book of matches,lint, etc. So I just threw the dayum thing in thetrash. I could tell he was holding in his laugh, soI just da hell with it and snatched the stockin capoff too. I didn't even finish cleaning the inside ofmy car.....I couldn't. I just drove home lookinglike an idiot >>>:vette:

Then I walk in the house, already pissed and myson asks me..."dang ma, u went out lookin likethat....what happened to you" You know I justlooked at him, rolled my eyes and kept itmovin..... I can neva show my face thereAGAIN!!!!!!:wallbash:
Here is the link
https://longhaircareforum.com/threads/embarrasing-moment-at-the-car-wash.321097/
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Lawd! Makes my story seem minor. Uncontrollable giggling at work !
 
ghanamami

ghanamami

Active Member
Smiley79 said:
Girl a similar incident happened to me a few years ago at the orthodontist office. The staff was complimenting me so much on my smile progress and how beautiful my overall look was that day. I was on cloud 9. As they reclined my seat back I hear a thump on the floor and the dental tech scream "Oh my God, what is that". I leaned over too see what the commotion was about only to find that my phony bun had fallen off my head and rolled over to the next patients chair.:eek: (Bare in mind that at the time my actual hair had JUUUUUST made it into the smallest thinnest bun you could scrape together; so you can imagine going from a full thick wide bun down to a grape in less than 5 minutes).

My orthodontist took off his gloves, picked up my bun and handed it to me and kindly asked if i wanted to put it back on or wait until after the visit since i would be reclining again, i just put it back on and stayed quiet the rest of the visit. Stripped of all my glory that morning:lachen:

When i told my coworkers the story, they laughed so hard, one girl went home with a nose bleed. It was hillarious and one of those things you had to be there to see.
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I see I am not alone in my embarrassment, gotta have a sense of humor
 
ghanamami

ghanamami

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Prettymetty said:
My wig fell off twice at a water park. The first time it was the pressure of a water slide. The second time I went on a ride that dropped me off into 10 feet of water. My wig was just floating along in the pool. There should've been a wig warning lol!
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Omg!
 
Smiley79

Smiley79

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ghanamami said:
Slid right off, my head felt lighter and it was on the floor behind me.......i was just trying to deep condition :blush2: and the black guy sitting next to me said"it's alright, it's alright "
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yup, before i realized my big bun fell off,I did feel a slight cool draft on the back of my head and thought for a milisecond that my head felt lighter too but i ignored it.....smh. Little did i know.
 
melisandre

melisandre

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This is my favorite wig mishap story below.

... about two months after I shaved my head, I was swimming at the pool with my wig (we know where this is going), and my friends were doing cannonballs into the water so they eventually convinced me to do it as well. I wanted to all along, but just needed that extra push.. Well. I got out in my new two piece Jessica Simpson bikini thinking I'm hot stuff- not AT ALL thinking about this removable hair piece... Made sure everyone was watching. I was acting all timid but really couldn't wait to make a grand display... And what a display it was..
Girl... I jumped. I was about 6 feet underwater when my life flashed before me as I realized that I'm bald. I open my eyes to see my wig AND bikini top floating down. I try to keep my head under water but gasped and had to come up.
All was silent. "Where'd that girl go?" Some little kid asked but his dad shushed him.
Jumped in as Kim K, came up as Jamie Foxx with breasts. The laughter roared... I seriously thought of just going straight home but I knew I'd get a beat down coming home bald and topless. No no! I asked my friends who were dying of laughter to get my wig and top.. Then my towel and keys, and I bowed out with my big head and red chlorinated eyes down. Smh. :lachen:
And that's not the first super embarrassing incident either.
Sorry that happened to ya, OP, it was funny but I know how embarrassing that is.
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https://longhaircareforum.com/threads/i-just-want-to-dig-a-hole.687375/page-3#post-18444095
 
LadyPBC

LadyPBC

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You all have my side hurting. :lachen: I'm at work and trying not to laugh out loud (I'm the boss and no one is in my office - not a good look) tryna keep it professional and all.

I'mma tell my story but you all by far have got me beat (especially with the vacuum at the carwash, the cannonballs and the visit to the orthodontist).

I made myself a wig. It was cute and I was rocking it for a couple of weeks so it was fuller and I left some of my natural two strand twisted hair out around the edges so it really looked like it was my naturally curly fro (I guess). I went to see my nephew in a play at a high school. I put on some jeans, blazer, thigh high boots. I was casual was sporty. Thought I was stylish and all. I walk around the theater area and all and folks can't keep their eyes off me. Compliments are abundant. By this time I'm feeling myself but trying to play it cool. For some reason I went to the parking lot - waiting for the show to start. I sit outside in the daylight and enjoy the mild fall breeze. I speak to folks entering the building. Suddenly a big wind comes - I'm not afraid (even though I didn't use bobby pins) - well my wig went flying across the flower bed towards the parking lot right as this YT family walks in. :busted:I had to go chasing after my wig (I think that I had two strand twists in - no cap). I finally caught up with it and put it back on my head. At this point I'm thinking do I go back in or go home? I sucked it up and went back in figuring I don't know them and they don't know me. I imagined that they laughed to themselves about me though.
 
fatimablush

fatimablush

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i remember i lived in ATL...i had on a phony pony styled in a bun. i didn't fell like putting in all of those hair pins. i just used 4.

i went to African Dance Class and i was working it , having a good time..because i finally caught on...my head felt so light...i turned around
and Twingurl was like....."ummmm here you go"............... everyone laughed. i was so embarrassed....from that point on i made sure to use a lot of hair pins...

one time i to the doctor's office.. i used a pretty scarf aand used it as a headwrap. that was sooooo pretty. i just learned how to do headwraps. i knew it was going to come undone. i had no idea it would fall apart at the doctor's office. thank goodness the a lady said..it happens to everyone. she then showed me how to wrap it and it stayed secure ad that night.
 
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