Holy Smooches

[Klearli]

I can't even try to debate weather this is right or wrong...all I can think of is all the couples in my church...and how I would be blinded if I even saw them give a dry peck to each other. All I can do is shuddar...I hate you for this thread OP.

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[Laela]

You done open the floodgates...

More gifs please. There's a whole range of emotions to be expressed here!

 

[Laela]

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

^^um, I'm sure shimmie will be back, prolly looking through her arsenal right now, lol

 

[LucieLoo12]

I just bust out laughing at my desk at work...tooo funny

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

Laela lol, stop!!! please

 

[aribell]

@ the gifs. Pretty much!

I can understand a husband and wife holding hands, showing 'light' affection in public. However, there are some acts of affection which are just private and nobody else's business.

And doesn't that make things uncomfortable for the others in the congregation? "Well, Brother so and so kisses like this, and Sister such and such likes to move her hands like that..." It just seems like an opportunity to plant inappropriate seeds in people's minds.

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

'hate' is a strong word Sis, lol cancel those images...

I can't even try to debate weather this is right or wrong...all I can think of is all the couples in my church...and how I would be blinded if I even saw them give a dry peck to each other. All I can do is shuddar...I hate you for this thread OP.

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[LucieLoo12]

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[aribell]

@Laela lol, stop!!! please

Yes, I'm at work!!

Forget complaint letters, people should just send the pastor a deluge of side eyes!

And I'm sure even the infamous Mr. Sheen would see something odd about this situation:

 

[Laela]

 

[LucieLoo12]

This is the best one soooo far!!!

 

[Shimmie]

He looks as if he's saying Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...


I'm glad they weren't asked to do any of this...

This is for a 'G' rated audience. ("G" for Godly)

 

[Goombay_Summer]

 

[Shimmie]

I LOVE the President Obama one...

Now I wonder if this preacher would have asked our President and Mrs. Michelle to do such...

Naw uhhhhh.

 

[lilanie]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I just think that PDA is boastful...

 

[Shimmie]

He looks like he saw the exocist....

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

y'all jsut getting right outta hand with gif's ...love it!!!!


server's down at work...laughter is one of the best medicines

 

[Shimmie]

Oh wow, yours is very funny Lilanie...

 

[Laela]

That reminds me of this story about Pole Dancing for Jesus.. I know we had a thread or two about this topic.

Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas

The writer uses Psalms 149:3 ""Let them praise His name with dancing; Let them sing praises to Him with timbrel and lyre" as Scriptural base. But you know, there are churches with ministries that are trying to pull women FROM the strip clubs...

Here's the link to this story:
Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas"]Student Says Pole Dancing Class Brings Her Closer to God[/URL]

Or one of these in every aisle...

 

[Shimmie]

y'all jsut getting right outta hand with gif's ...love it!!!!


server's down at work...laughter is one of the best medicines

See what you done started...

It's an 'EVE' day... "Thanksgiving Eve'. I so tired that I get very silly.

 

[Shimmie]

That reminds me of this story about Pole Dancing for Jesus.. I know we had a thread or two about this topic.

Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas

The writer uses Psalms 149:3 ""Let them praise His name with dancing; Let them sing praises to Him with timbrel and lyre" as Scriptural base. But you know, there are churches with ministries that are trying to pull women FROM the strip clubs...

Here's the link to this story:
Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas"]Student Says Pole Dancing Class Brings Her Closer to God[/URL]

Laela... I cryin' laughing over here because the first 'pole lady' has 'tats for Jesus.

I need to clear that up... (tatoos)

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

Err?

God ain't pleased with this...

Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas


The writer uses Psalms 149:3 ""Let them praise His name with dancing; Let them sing praises to Him with timbrel and lyre" as Scriptural base. But you know, there are churches with ministries that are trying to pull women FROM the strip clubs...

Here's the link to this story:
Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas"]Student Says Pole Dancing Class Brings Her Closer to God[/URL]

 

[LongTimeComing]

I ain't never....

DeBarge in church!!! May as well turn off the lights and get on down through there with it!

Trying to take some horse boo boo and lay Jesus on top of it like it's ok...

 

[Iwanthealthyhair67]

^^girl thats nothing there is this Pastor that sings re-made secular music on the pulpit...putting a Holy spin on it....but the people in the congregation look like they singing the secular version ...idk

 

[Goombay_Summer]

 

[aribell]

These guys' expressions are perfect!!

Now, for this one...

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[lilanie]

Oh wow, yours is very funny Lilanie...

pahaha, that's how i feel

Im surprised because i didnt think it posted...

 

[Goombay_Summer]

In my defense, she is a member of his congregation as noted by the fact that she is sitting in a pew and she's also wearing the Little house on the Prairie dress to complete her church lady look.

 

[lilanie]

^^girl thats nothing there is this Pastor that sings re-made secular music on the pulpit...putting a Holy spin on it....but the people in the congregation look like they singing the secular version ...idk

Awwwwwwwwww, but what about Switch's "I Call your name"? Change the words ~ super powerful, in fact in one of these threads i testified about how I was crying out to God and that song came on/in full, "out of the blue". And then "I do love you" (the GQ version)...