I feel bad for laughing at this as hard as I did...
http://www.wbtv.com/story/21526979/police-woman-choked-over-chicken
Police: Pacolet man choked woman over last piece of chicken
Posted: Mar 06, 2013 2:02 AM AST Updated: Mar 06, 2013 2:06 AM AST By Aaron Barker - email
Clifford Smith (Spartanburg Co. Sheriff's Office)
PACOLET, SC (FOX Carolina) - A Pacolet man was arrested Sunday after police said he attacked a woman after she ate the last piece of chicken during dinner.
According to an incident report from the Pacolet Police Department, 44-year-old Clifford Smith and other people sat down for dinner on Sunday night, when a wheelchair-bound woman ate the last piece of chicken. Smith then got upset and said he wanted the last piece, according to the report.
The report said that Smith then hit the woman, smashed a beer bottle on a wall and then choked her.
Smith also smashed the woman's cell phone when she called 911, according to the report.
Smith was charged with simple assault and vandalism.
http://www.wbtv.com/story/21526979/police-woman-choked-over-chicken
Police: Pacolet man choked woman over last piece of chicken
Posted: Mar 06, 2013 2:02 AM AST Updated: Mar 06, 2013 2:06 AM AST By Aaron Barker - email
Clifford Smith (Spartanburg Co. Sheriff's Office)
PACOLET, SC (FOX Carolina) - A Pacolet man was arrested Sunday after police said he attacked a woman after she ate the last piece of chicken during dinner.
According to an incident report from the Pacolet Police Department, 44-year-old Clifford Smith and other people sat down for dinner on Sunday night, when a wheelchair-bound woman ate the last piece of chicken. Smith then got upset and said he wanted the last piece, according to the report.
The report said that Smith then hit the woman, smashed a beer bottle on a wall and then choked her.
Smith also smashed the woman's cell phone when she called 911, according to the report.
Smith was charged with simple assault and vandalism.