thatscuteright
Well-Known Member
1) You lie on an application to get a job and then get up and testify
that God made a way out of no way!"
2) You get mad at a visitor and call them out for sitting in YOUR
seat.
3) You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you
just got your hair did!
4) You take 2 hours to get ready for church, get there late, and leave
early!!
5) You open your Bible and you cough from the dust that flies out.
6) Your wedding song is 'Secret Lovers'.
7) You do not lift your hand during worship because your acrylic nail
is
broken.
8) The only time you like to sing in the choir is when they let you
sing "your" song.
9) You do not tithe because you say, "the preacher might be crooked
and stealing the Lord's money, so I don't want to give it to him."
10) After you've done wrong and someone has rebuked you, you don't
repent but you say, "Well the Lord knows my heart".
11) If you have ever said, "Show me in the Bible where it says, thou
shall not smoke".
12) Your favorite part of the service is the benediction.
13) You buy "hot" merchandise and testify the Lord blessed me with a
TV, jewelry, clothes, etc
14) You overheard someone say, "We got fed today at service" and you
asked if they served chicken.
15) You just got finished smoking on the outside of the church and
then try to lead a song, get choked up, holding your throat and say to the
congregation, "The devil don't want me to sing this song."
Pass this on to let others know the signs of a "ghetto" Christian
that God made a way out of no way!"
2) You get mad at a visitor and call them out for sitting in YOUR
seat.
3) You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you
just got your hair did!
4) You take 2 hours to get ready for church, get there late, and leave
early!!
5) You open your Bible and you cough from the dust that flies out.
6) Your wedding song is 'Secret Lovers'.
7) You do not lift your hand during worship because your acrylic nail
is
broken.
8) The only time you like to sing in the choir is when they let you
sing "your" song.
9) You do not tithe because you say, "the preacher might be crooked
and stealing the Lord's money, so I don't want to give it to him."
10) After you've done wrong and someone has rebuked you, you don't
repent but you say, "Well the Lord knows my heart".
11) If you have ever said, "Show me in the Bible where it says, thou
shall not smoke".
12) Your favorite part of the service is the benediction.
13) You buy "hot" merchandise and testify the Lord blessed me with a
TV, jewelry, clothes, etc
14) You overheard someone say, "We got fed today at service" and you
asked if they served chicken.
15) You just got finished smoking on the outside of the church and
then try to lead a song, get choked up, holding your throat and say to the
congregation, "The devil don't want me to sing this song."
Pass this on to let others know the signs of a "ghetto" Christian
