You don't have to explain to us, we except you for who you are, and if you wanna love whale sperm or not love, we kewl wit u!
I wanna know who the person is that has to collect the sperm and how do they get it in the little bottles
What does your resume have to look like to get a job collecting sperm.
Did you have to start off collecting the sperm of smaller animals first? Like dog, cat or goat? Do you have to present a portfolio of other animals sperm you have collected as proof of experience?
Oh and who are your friends? How do you tell people when you meet them what you do for a living?
You meet someone new and they say, "I teach inner city kids how to read and count" and you? "Oh ahh I collect whale sperm and bottle it for sell at hair stores nationwide, bare handed, nice to meet you"
LOL
Ok I went to too far