You said it. They can't tell me nuthin now.
Here's the fabulous checklist otherwise known as your too fly and haters gonna hate.
1. Healthy glowing clear skin
Check - you get a sneaky side eye
2. Healthy hair at any length
Check u get the side eye and sucking teeth
3. Healthy BSL and beyond hair Check
You get rude outbursts and unsolicited comments about how its a weave and if they know it's real how you should be wearin it or how to care for it as if you weren't doing a great job already.
Depending on the length and thickness the longer it is the more they wantro prove it's fake bc they know after WL it's real.
weave checks and people u know and total strangers declaring you a liar.
4. Toned and fit body regardless of actual dress size
Check their wishing you'll blow up and saying things like oh just wait until you have kids subtexts you wont be cute for long and then you'll be out of shape and flabby like the rest of us.
5. Your a stylish fasionista and you always look good causual or dressed to the nines heels and all.
Check. Who does she think she is. She ain't cute I bet she falls on her arrs in them high heels. Etc.
Now be prepared if you have all your ducks in a row they will hate
You may even be called a heaux without them ever seeing you with multiple men ever. That's to block all the male attention you get too.