Some loc thangs don't nobody got time for:
-being asked by a fellow locer (who incidentally seemed to be thinning at the roots and edges) about how did I get my locs so thick at the roots, being prompted by this person to go through step by step process of what I do and how I do it, and when I get to the part where I say that I try not to latch/twist more than once a month or longer because too much tension will thin the hair and promptly hitting a brick wall. Because, to quote her, "I HAVE to twist my hair every week". Ok, boo, do you. Keep right on strutting with your balding edges. Why you ask if you didn't want to hear the answer? Ain't nobody got time for ala dat.
-Locers bragging about how all they need to do for moisture is wet their locs in the shower every day or every other day, how they don't need no moisturizer or conditioner. Then get all paniced years down the road when they have an issue with mildew. Moisturized locs does not equal walking around with a constantly damp head. It's not really rocket science to figure out that you're practically inviting the mildew to come on in and set down and have a nice dinner. ain't nobody got time for ala dat.