sunshinelady
New Member
1. Please stop going to the store in bedroom slippers with a ratty scarf on your head. I promise that you don't need to protective style that much. Have some pride.
2. Please style your hair after you get a rollerset. Sure, your curls might fall a little faster after you leave the salon, but it ain't that serious, you can re-roll it. That pinhead look is not what's hot in the streets.
3. Please stop pulling your baby's ponytail so tight. She won't have any edges by 10 years old.
4. Smoke smells stay in your hair after you leave the club. Please remember this when people keep taking a step back from you.
5. Please blend that half-wig in a little better. How you gon' have dull hair in the front and silky, shiny hair in the back?
6. 8 times out of 10, your lace wig ain't foolin' nobody.
7. Pictures do lie. Be careful whose advice you take.
8. Don't be over there claimin' BSL when you've got 6 inches of split ends. We don't believe you, you need more people.
'Tis all for now. Thank you.
2. Please style your hair after you get a rollerset. Sure, your curls might fall a little faster after you leave the salon, but it ain't that serious, you can re-roll it. That pinhead look is not what's hot in the streets.
3. Please stop pulling your baby's ponytail so tight. She won't have any edges by 10 years old.
4. Smoke smells stay in your hair after you leave the club. Please remember this when people keep taking a step back from you.
5. Please blend that half-wig in a little better. How you gon' have dull hair in the front and silky, shiny hair in the back?
6. 8 times out of 10, your lace wig ain't foolin' nobody.
7. Pictures do lie. Be careful whose advice you take.
8. Don't be over there claimin' BSL when you've got 6 inches of split ends. We don't believe you, you need more people.
'Tis all for now. Thank you.
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